i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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