No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Text me some of your sweat
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize