Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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