My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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