i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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