Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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