I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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