just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That's intense
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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