Is it normal to miss your booty call?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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