I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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