Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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