the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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