It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
How does one acquire holy water?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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