Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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