The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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