i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Apparently you make a good broom.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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