So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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