i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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