Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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