At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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