fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There r osticjed everywhere
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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