If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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