i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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