had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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