There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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