So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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