I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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