God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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