Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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