She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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