Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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