I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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