Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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