Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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