I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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