How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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