she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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