I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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