I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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