Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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