Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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