but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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