babies were throwing up all over the place
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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