carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
There r osticjed everywhere
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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