if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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