i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize