my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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