Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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