D3 body, D1 cock
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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