Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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