the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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