hell yes lets make some ravioli
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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