don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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